doctorsexyvanhalen

So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them right. Reblog if you’re secretly a dickhag, an evil minotaur, a clump of hair and fingernails and eyeballs, a catdog, a necrophilimancer, a lifelong resident of Florida, an axe murderer, a pedant, a dracula, a large bird, a hippobuttamus, a vagina satan, or a poltergeist.